This oracle forum post is way too good not to be a troll. It contains some real gems:
PLZ KINDLY ANZWER NOW I DO NOT KNOW ANSWER. DO NOT SAY TO READ DOCS I DO NOT WNAT THE BOTHER. ANSER PLZ. I AM SUPPOSE TO KNOW SQL BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT IS THE ANS.
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PLZ DO NOT WASTE MY TIME