I knew it! No-matter how much I hit my sister with a plastic dinosaur she would never believe me, but now I have proof!
I took this photo of a dingy, slightly seedy looking second-hand book shop near the Northern Quarter in Manchester. There is something slightly sinister about the sign, almost like it should read ‘Kittens *Desperatly* Wanted’.
How to deal with Dangerous Animals, including:
Apparently one can pass close by a hiding Leopard and as long as your eyes don’t meet, it will allow one to pass. But the moment it is aware that one has noticed it, it will flee, or if cornered, may attack.
Never run away when you encounter Lions. If you run, they will run you down, as Lions instinctively charge and kill a fleeing animal. Stand still and slowly back away downwind until you are out of sight. If the Lion does not like the movement, stand still.
Useful information. Maybe.
No no no no no! What’s wrong with beer flavoured beer!